HR: anung pangalan mo?
Juan: Juan Dela cruz po
HR: ilang taon?
Juan: desiotso po
HR: may trabaho?
Juan: tricycle driver po
HR: single?
Juan: may sidecar ho, tricycle driver nga eh!!!
Pedro’s Mother Came From...
John: Where did your mother came from?
Pedro: Alaska
John: Don’t bother, I’ll ask her myself.