Duck egg with embryo-Lalaking nagtitinda ng balut, Nagtitinda: balut! balut! balut

Precious Gomez
is a Nurse in the Philippines

'Lalaking nagtitinda ng balut'


Nagtitinda: balut! balut! balut! kau dyan


Bibili: bibili ako


Nagtitinda: ilan po sir?


Bibili: magkanu muna balut?


Nagtitinda: dose lang po sir, mura lang


Bibili: magkanu asin?


Nagtitinda: libre lang po sir!


Bibili: Hmmmmm....


Nagtitinda: bili n po kau dose lang


Bibili: magkanu ulit ang asin?


Nagtitinda: libre lang po!


Bibili: sige bigyan mo ako nang 3 kilo asin!! libre lang naman eh... Nyahahahahaha




If a person wants to be a part of your life, they will make an obvious effort to do so. Think twice before reserving a space in your heart for peoplewho do not make an effort to stay.


Be happy. Be yourself. If others don’t like it, then let them be. Happiness is a choice. Life isn’t about pleasing everybody.


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"Pasalubong ni Manny"




Reporter: Ngayong nanalo ka Manny, anung pasalubong mo kay Jinkee? Manny: Ibon syempre, mahilig sya don eh!




Reporter: Ibon?? anong klaseng ibon?




Manny: Yong mga lipstik, pangmik-up ba..basta mga ibon products.. U know!!






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"Perfect Exam"




Teacher: Juan panu mo nagawa na maperfect ang exam mo ha?




Juan: bilib kna naman sakin ma'am? mata ko pa lang ginamit ko dyan ha! panu pa kaya kung pati utak ko na... Hahahaha kapal ng mukha ni Juan....





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"Habang tumatae si mister"




Misis: Hoy isara mo naman yong pinto pag tumatae ka, nakikita ko titi mo!




Mister: Bakit ba??? hindi ka naman kadalasan nag-rereklamo ah!!




Misis: Wag naman dito sa jollibee!




Nyahahahaha




Teacher: What will change if the ice water turns into ice?


If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.


About the author

Precious Gomez

I am knowledgeable in the use of computer and online apps. I've done freelance article writing for more than 5 years. I am hard working. I still have a lot of things to learn and very open for training and guidance. Thank you so much for viewing my profile.
Profession: Nurse
Philippines , National Capital Region , Pasig

 

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