"Pilosopong Bata"
Nanay: Anak hindi ka ba nahihiya?? linis ako ng linis dito tapos ikaw laro ng laro dyan.
Bata: Nay diba mas nakakahiya kung ako naglilinis tapos ikaw naglalaro dito??
Husband carry a Cross
A husband coming home from a confession, suddenly he lifted his wife and carried
her.
Wife: Why did the priest tell you to be romantic like this?
Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross!