Isang probinsyano ang pumunta sa Manila, at nag rent sa hotel..
Probinsyano:Alam kong probinsyano lang ako pero wag nyo ako lokohin!ang mahal ng binayad ko dito tapos ganito lang?? walang kama, walang bintana at ang liit ng kwarto!! ano to ha???!!!
Roomboy: Sir nasa elevator palang tayo wag ka ngang excited!
nyahahahaha...Sapul
You cannot change what you refuse to confront. Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
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"HUSBAND NA NASA ABROAD"
Husband: Hon kamusta na ang tindahan?
Wife: Department store na!
Husband: Eh ang tubaan?
Wife: KTV Bar na..
Husband: Ang pedicab?
Wife: Taxi na!!
Husband: Wow ang galing galing naman ng misis ko,maaasahan talaga. ang dalawa nating anak kamusta pala hon?
Wife: Lima na
Nyahahahaha
Pedro is Late
Pedro: Juan, tulungan mo ako magpaliwanag. Kanina nagdadalawang isip kung
Juan: I two by two walk because the sun is Japanese.
Giving up on love is like giving up on life because as humans we search for love unexpectedly.