Juan: sumuko na kayo
Terorista: susuko lang kami kung mai-spell mo yong ceasefire
Juan: ituloy ang laban...patay kung patay...papadalhan ko kayo ng crysanthemum sa inyong libing!!
Terorista: spell crysanthemum
Juan: sabi ko rose! bingi ka ba? laban kung laban!! patay kung patay...
ratatatatatttt.........
During Delivery of John’s Wife in Iloilo
John and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in Iloilo. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, John’s wife is begins to deliver the baby. The local doctor is there in attendance.
John: What you want me to do, Doctor?
Doctor: Hold the lantern, John.
After a few hours.....
Doctor: Here it comes!
The doctor delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see.
Doctor: John, you're the proud father of a fine strapping boy.
John: Saints be praised, I...
Before John can finish the Doctor interrupts..
Doctor: Wait a minute. Hold the lantern, John.
Soon the doctor delivers the next child.
Doctor: You've a full set now, John. A beautiful baby daughter.
John: Thanks be to..."
Again the Doctor cuts in..
Doctor: Hold the lantern, John, Hold the lantern!
Soon the Doctor delivers a third child. The doctor holds up the baby for John’s
inspection.
John: Doctor, Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?