Joke of the Day Pilosopong Magsasaka- Kapitbahay at ang Magsasaka

Precious Gomez
is a Nurse in the Philippines

Kapitbahay: Ang lusog naman ng alaga mong baka. Ano ba ang pinapakain mo dyan?

Magsasaka: Alin dyan? Yong puti o yong itim?

Kapitbahay: Ahh, yong puti.

Magsasaka: Yan ba, damo lang naman.

Kapitbahay: Eh yong itim?

Magsasaka: Damo din.

Kapitbahay: Ganon ba... Eh! ilang beses niyo po ginagatasan?

Magsasaka: Alin dyan yong itim o puti?

Kapitbahay: Yong puti.

Magsasaka: Limang beses.

Kapitbahay: Ilan naman yong itim.

Magsasaka: Pareho lang, limang beses din.

Kapitbahay: Ilan galon naman ng gatas ang nakukuha mo sa isang araaw?

Magsasaka: Alin sa dalawang baka ang tinutukoy mo?

Kapitbahay: Yong puti.

Magsasaka: dalawang galon.

Kapitbahay: ahhh... eh! sa kulay itim?

Magsasaka: dalawang galon din.

 

Kapitbahay naiinis na sa kapitbahay.

Kapitbahay: Pare, bakit mo pa ako tinatanong kung puti o itim??? Magkapareho lang din naman ang sagot mo.

Magsasaka: Ahhh... kasi pare ang puti sa akin yan.

Kapitbahay: ohhh... kaya pala. Eh! kanino naman yong itim na baka na yan?

Magsasaka: Sa akin din...

 

 

About the author

Precious Gomez

I am knowledgeable in the use of computer and online apps. I've done freelance article writing for more than 5 years. I am hard working. I still have a lot of things to learn and very open for training and guidance. Thank you so much for viewing my profile.
Profession: Nurse
Philippines , National Capital Region , Pasig

 

Reply as anonymous (Your real name and picture will not be seen)
Gerry Conde
is a machine technician in Qatar
ayos,nakaka gudvibes
Ruel Apas
is a Maintenance technician in Qatar
Ayos eh

Disclaimer: The materials on the Buhay OFW Website are for general information purposes only and should not be construed as religious advice, spiritual advice, opinion or any other advice on any specific facts or circumstances. Readers should not act or refrain from acting upon this information without seeking professional advice. Transmission of information on or by use of this Website is not intended to create, and receipt does not constitute, a client relationship between the sender and receiver. Photographs and other graphics used on this website may be for dramatization purposes only, and may include models or stock photos. Likenesses do not necessarily imply current client, membership, partnership or employee status.